You know you move to much when…you drive out of your neighborhood, take a right, turn left, keep driving, look around and realize that the place you were very focused on going is in a different state (this happened today).
You know you travel too much when…you pull up to the gas pump in a car you’ve owned for almost 4 years get out and realize that the tank is on the other side.
You know you move too much when…someone asks where you’re from and it takes you two tries to get it right.
You know you travel too much when….the TSA agent at the security check in knows you by name, oh and so do the gate agents and the flight attendants.
You know you move too much when…you go to unpack that last box and your husband says “please don’t, I like it here.”
You know you travel too much when…none of the black suitcases on the conveyor belt look the same and you don’t understand how people feel the need to check every one. They really all are different, can’t you tell?
You know you move too much when…you precede all commitments with “if we’re still here.”
You know you travel too much when…you wish the in flight magazines were updated weekly instead of monthly
You know you travel too much when….the lady at the airport smoothie store starts making your favorite when you walk up.
You know you travel too much when….you walk to your hotel room and the key doesn’t work, you complain at the front desk and they give you your correct room number.
You know you travel too much when….you walk into the hotel parking lot and pray the horn works on your remote key only to find yours is the car closest to you.
You know you travel too much when…you’ve been married for 3 years but refuse to change your name on your passport because you can’t get the timing right between getting a new one and making sure the FF miles go to the right name….trust me it’s complicated.
You know you travel too much when…you sit at a different gate than the one on the screen because it’s Tuesday and you know they’ll change to where you are right before boarding.
You know you travel too much when…you find it difficult to get up in the morning at home without the phone ringing (wake up call).
You know you travel too much when…you keep your suitcase out for laundry and transfers of clothes.
You know you travel too much when…you go to hand someone your credit card and it’s one of your many old hotel room keys.
You know you travel too much when…your mom answers your call with “where are you now?”
You know you travel too much when….you can’t find a pair of shoes so the first place you look is in your suitcase.
You know you travel too much….when you call cities by their 3 letter airport code.
And finally…
You know you travel too much when…the person next to you on the plane asks where you’re heading and you have to check your connecting ticket.