Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week

I didn’tspend 10 minutes in the middle of writing this post trying to recolor the “not me” image above because the original orange didn’t match my blog design very well.  Not me

I am the perfect wife and always finish my laundry completely every day.  I would never leave a load in the washing machine needing to rewash it 2 times because I kept forgetting it was in there before finally transferring it to the dryer when I was in desperate need of the clothes in the wash.  Nope, not me!

And speaking of laundry, I most certainly do not have a basket full of clean laundry sitting in our closet waiting to be put away.  And there’s no way I would leave that basket sitting there for almost 2 weeks and attempt to use my poor husband’s schedule as the reason I don’t put them away.  Not me!

I am completely totally dedicated to our new lifestyle of eating healthier and avoiding junk food and exercising frequently.  I would absolutely not skip a work out and leave the house while Dave is sleeping (remember he works nights) to get a delicious chocolaty milkshake from Chick-Fil-A…nuh-uh…not me.

I am extremely responsible about my travel plans for work.  So there’s no way I looked at what’s coming for the next 2 months to decide when I could travel that would get me close to my family at an opportune time…or a friend’s wedding in July.  For that matter, I did not  rearrange a whole week last month just so I could go to my that same friend’s shower and bachelorette party.  (Although I really did get permission to rearrange things because I can’t handle the guilt doing something like that without asking first).

I am the alpha dog to my furmonsters.  Since they always come when called, wipe their paws when they come inside and fetch us our slippers when asked, I can’t imagine myself ever watching Tank dig a hole in the mud in the back yard.  I would neverwatch him from the window without taking real action to him not coming when I asked in an attempt to avoid the mud myself.  Then when he finally came to the door and I wiped his paws mostly clean, and without my knowing rolled around on my new kahki & white chair with his still slightly muddy paws I would never just flip over the cushion until I can figure out how to clean it.  Not me!

What have you not done lately?  Join the fun blog carnival.  Find the instructions by clicking on the image above or leave me a comment.